#23: Evil, Evil Sandwich
The topic of the week is ‘Witch!’ Are you a witch? Better fucking not be. All accused shall have their feet cut off and thrown in a river for being naughty.
#22: The Purge Special
Quality Irrelevant celebrates the Purge! In this face-grinding spectacular the boys share their patented Purge Survival Tips, disclose the gory details of their Purge schemes, and decide to take back the Purge by uniting the disparate Purge gangs of Basingstoke. No Frank Grillos allowed.
#21: The Play-Doh Fun Factory of Genitalia
It's the trial of the century! Phil is hauled zip-tied and ball-gagged before the law, Theo pretends to be a lawyer, and Patrick Fabian splits reality with an Infinite Earth Crisis Event. It's also the duck special for some reason.
#20: Back, Harlot!
The podcast gets religious! Uncle Jimmy has gone to hell and we’re definitely not wanking off priests this week. Theo and Phil crack down on the wrong sort with the Sesame Street Police.
#19: Cake Damon
The Quality Irrelevant boys are down to their last jar of scrapings! Theo educates the youth on Harvey Fierstein, Phil pitches the sequel to the runaway smash hit “Fuck Water”, and the Zodiac killer makes contact with the podcast definitely.